Dear Wife

Dear Wife,
Here are all the things I wanted to tell you before you divorced me.

I realize I wasn't a good listener.

I realize I only thought of myself first, then other women, then the kids, then my friends, then you.

I would have divorced me too.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. Now that I have learned all these things about myself, will you take me back so we can have a good marriage now?